The Kingdom of Saexeland and Gymbria is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its state-planned economy, compulsory military service, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed population of 235 million Saexons enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Environment, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 12.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Saexishe economy, worth 6.70 trillion shillings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Tourism, Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 28,492 shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Explicit slash fiction is repackaged for kindergarten kids as stories about friends cuddling friends, the Foreign Ministry thinks an eye for an eye is a blindingly good idea, all recreational drugs are legal, and vaccinations are mandatory. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Saexeland and Gymbria's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Saexeland and Gymbria is ranked 21,025^th in the world and 152^nd in Europeia for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 53.38 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.